Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I Can't do Kant

Greetings those who have knowledge through real a priori existence may refer to me based on their intuition of space and time as Emanuel Kant. Of my daily causal substantial hobbies my favorite according to my own perception and appearance of the things in themselves include applying new definitions to words and then using them subjunctively in sentences without neither informing the reader's psyche of the newly appointed definitions or writing in any sort of clear, precise manner to show that my false "selfhood" can reason and have understanding without phenomenon of what I am actually trying to convey.

Translation:
Hey. My name is Emanuel Kant. I really like to play with the definitions of words, mess with sentence structure, and use my own jargon to confuse those who are so naive to think they can actually understand my philosophy on life. I don't actually know what I am trying to say, but who cares.

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