i have this wierd feeling

that i waited so long to start blogging again... i lost all my fans... so heres to you internet...

Definition of Frat Party

Keg+Red Cups+Gross Bathroom+Beer Pong hallway+Awkward circles of freshman+That one loud guy+Tunage+Sticky Floor+Paddle on the Wall

How to attend one:
1. get bored in your dorm room (If you don't drink I suggest you skip to number 16)
2. someone ("The Instigator") be acquaintances with someone in a frat ("The Hookup")
3. girls: get in as little clothing as you feel socially comfortable in
4. guys: say some snotty remark about the girls' outfits then continue to stare
5. leave dorm and walk toward frat houses
6. meander throughout neighborhood until someone ("The Brain") knows where they are in relation to the house
7. upon arrival to house "The Instigator" leads the way in trying to find "The Hookup" before the whole group looks like idiots
8. make sure to make a lot of happy "i know you" noise once "The Hookup" is found
9. tap the keg
10. stand in circle pretending to be having a good time
11. when boys walk by smile and laugh at nothing
12. in about 10 minutes hint that your feet are tired, or you have a headache, or the smoke smell is bothering you
13. in another 5 minutes someone in group "The Rescuer" get the courage to say "lets go"
14. others "reluctantly" but truly thankfully agree
15. leave party and make comments of how lame Frat Parties are
16. back at dorms have fun with your actual friends just goofing around then eventually go to bed

Carrie Franks

Carrie Franks came to visit! For those of you who don't know her.. she's my best friend in the whole world. We saw a movie, went to San Fran in the rain, and took lots of cool pictures that I still can't share with you because I'm on a library computer:(. Any whoooo... that is what I have been doing and I thought the Internet should know. By the way... go see Vantage Point... not because Dennis Quad tries to be as bad ass as Bruce Willis, not because it has any deep or meaningful subplots, not even because its a particularly good movie at all. Go see it to be amazed by my skills of predicting movies. I predicted the WHOLE THING. Every bad guy every motive every everything. Go see it to try to predict it yourself, fail, and then subsequently be amazed by my skills. Thank you. I know my modesty exceeds my talents, you don't have to comment on it. More about Carrie: I miss that girl. I vow right now that if I win the lottery... which will be twelve times as amazing as the average Joe who wins the lottery because I don't even buy tickets, but if the miracle happens and someone buys me or I find a winning lotto ticket and I win 164 million dollars like the iron worker this week, I will pay for Carrie Anne Franks to attend Santa Clara University. This is my vow. Until then she'll have to continue to bleed purple and gold as a husky.

About those pictures

Here's a funny story...
To go on the internet my computer needs some mandatory updates.
To get the updates my computer needs to go on the internet.


Soooo... no pictures for a little while more. Sorry fans:)

Parents Weekend

The food is better
They laid down slabs of grass where mud was before
They opened the gates to the brand new library for the first time
They even paid off mother nature for sunshine
The panel on studying abroad talks about the rich culture not the under-aged bars
Boys that usually walk around drunk in their boxers are seen smiling holding their grandma's hand wearing polos and khakis
Girls who typically slur their words at 2:00am on a Saturday night/Sunday morning are telling their daddies "It's already 10:30! Gosh I'm tired perhaps we can call it a night."

Oh how wonderful and innocent life is here at Santa Clara during Parents Weekend